bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

(via rickisugarandspice)

anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

(via velvety-muppet-sex)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via gnarly)

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(via dailypuns)

maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

image

(Source: tupacabra, via rhyia23)

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

(via doobiezboobies)

dietchola:

why is every girl prettier than me

(via rickisugarandspice)